Advanced ways to prep
May 5, 2012 • Kanika Priyadarshi
Filed under Humor, Student Life, Top Stories
Five effective ways to get a Five 1. Spend the night cramming for the AP test. Don’t waste your valuable time trying to study for it before. Study when it’s really necessary. 2. Don’t eat breakfast the day of the test. You might feel nauseated or you might just vomit because of nervousness. 3.... Read more »
Buffet Dangers
May 2, 2012 • Hannah Chen
Filed under Food, Humor, Student Life, Top Stories
The Vomit Factor, Curse of the Pink Underwear, Fainting Spells, and other Perils What do flying knives, combustibles, cigarettes, and Sweet Tomatoes have in common? They are all highly dangerous. You may be thinking to yourself how in the world a buffet could pose a danger, but after a serious reflection... Read more »
Better Names for Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Child
March 12, 2012 • Aditya Kumar
Filed under Humor, Opinions, Top Stories, Uncategorized
It’s a girl! The legendary Jay-Z and Beyonce recently gave birth to a young girl earlier this year. We all expected this young girl entering our world to possess a truly revolutionary name, something that would change music and life forever. Instead, Jay-Z and Beyonce gave their daughter the... Read more »
Holiday-Less March
March 12, 2012 • Chandni Patel
Filed under Humor, Opinions, Top Stories
It’s just not fair! Have you ever thought about it? March has no holidays. Going a full month without any extra breaks-its torture. And it shouldn’t be done. Especially not at school, where we have so much to worry about as it is: homework, tests and quizzes, relationships and all the other fun... Read more »
How to Reveal to a Younger Sibling that Santa Does Not Exist
December 12, 2011 • Rashi Saxena
Filed under Humor, Top Stories
Santa isn’t real…? Christmas time is here and so is the time to give gifts to your younger siblings. Yet most of us older siblings are stuck with the task of getting the present under the tree without our young siblings finding out that Santa does not exist. Here are few ways to just kill... Read more »
Senior Bucket List
December 7, 2011 • Albert Chin
Filed under Humor, Uncategorized
10 things seniors should do before graduating 1. Create and display a poster idolizing yourself in the school 2. Find out what actually happens during staff meetings 3. Consume a 5 lb. gummy bear 4. Go on a road trip to New York with all your bros (replace “road” with “shopping”... Read more »
Black Friday vs. Parent Teacher Conferences
November 26, 2011 • Aditya Kumar
Filed under Humor, Top Stories
Which of the two thoroughly sucks the most? From the beginning of mankind, our species has attempted to find the answer to the greatest question of our time: Which of the two evils is better – parent-teacher conferences or Black Friday shopping? Read this summary to make your own conclusion. Horribly... Read more »
Obama’s Plans Will Not Save Us
November 4, 2011 • Hannah Chen
Filed under Humor, Top Stories
But Costco Samples Will How does one eat the cheap way in times of economic stress? The key is to rely on Costco samples. Supplies needed: 2 elderly people (Asians recommended) 3 young children, or as many as you can find 1 adult (you) 1 shopping cart 1 large bag 0 dollars Hairpieces, cosmetics, change... Read more »
10 Absolutely Forbidden/Impossible QUEST Topics
October 30, 2011 • Deepika Dilip
Filed under Humor
1. Social Issue: Pornography Consultant: Porn Artist 2. Social Issue: Prostitution Consultant: Prostitute 3. Social Issue: Gang Violence Consultant: Gangster 4. Social Issue: Illegal Drug Trade Consultant: Drug Dealer 5. Social Issue: Drunk Driving Consultant: A drunk driver…who you interview while... Read more »
“Not Again” Halloween Costumes
October 21, 2011 • Tina Kantaria
Filed under Humor, Uncategorized
Overrated Halloween costumes we’re tired of seeing 1. Pink Ladies: We get it. Those shiny pink jackets, bright lipstick, and vintage neckties are a super cute way to tell the school that you’re the popular ones, but the pink ladies are completely overrated. In fact, they were probably overrated in... Read more »
