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The Opposite of a Love Letter to Planes

Suhani Ahuja, Staff Writer March 11, 2024

The sky's the limit, but let’s face it: planes suck. This statement may seem paradoxical, but it perfectly represents everyone’s relationship with air travel. We love to complain about planes, but...

Its too late. You’re probably already a disappointment.

How to Overcome Being a Disappointment

Dipen Prabhu, Staff Writer March 11, 2024

A new study by the Center for Research on Yearning, or C.R.Y., shows that many teens want to avoid becoming a disappointment to their parents. Unfortunately, an overwhelming 105% of teens are too late...

Duolipa posing for a magazine shoot following the scientific procedure.

The Album of the Millenium: “Translations” by Duolipa

March 11, 2024

In January of 2463, a revolutionary scientific experiment was launched. Scientists were challenged by the PR teams of both Duolingo and Dua Lipa to merge the two into one entity: half bird, half human....

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