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Tips and Advice to Enjoy the Pandemic

Sadhana Chari, Staff Writer September 27, 2020

It’s that time of year again. Everything is beautiful and the sun shines in the orange-tinted sky. The current apocalyptic conditions make it the perfect time to head outside and meet friends. But there’s...

A historically accurate depiction of my conversation.

A Non-Disastrous Conversation w/ My Past Self Before the Pandemic

Jay Phatak, Staff Writer September 27, 2020

Remember when you could go outside without wearing a mask? Yeah, me neither. These past few months in quarantine have taken a toll on our tiny Homo Sapiens brains and since our memories are pretty much...

An evil broom standing up on its own.

How Brooms Swept 2020 into the Apocalypse

Mykal Mashack, Staff Writer September 21, 2020

2020 has been filled to the brim with natural disasters, moon hexes, and just plain old disasters. However, you may not realize that the culprit is just an ordinary household item. So if you’re sitting...

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