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The top three snacks, Buzz Strong’s chocolate chip cookie, hot Cheetos, and kettle cooked potato chips in front of the vending machine they came from.

Munchie Madness: Irvington’s Vending Machines

Serena Yeh, Staff Writer December 5, 2019

Half functioning, sketchy, and won’t accept one-dollar bills on a bad day: it’s not the world’s most uptight, tired exotic dancer, it’s Irvington’s vending machines. However, some students rely...

Dear Yolotl

December 5, 2019

Dear Yolotl, All my friends are making totally tubular memes and I feel left out. They keep roasting me about how I am not woke. What do I have to do to attain the woke? Dr. Y. Memes   Dear...

Why Thanksgiving is everyone’s favorite holiday

Why Thanksgiving is everyone’s favorite holiday

Geetika Mahajan, Staff Writer December 5, 2019

A lot of the times, Thanksgiving is overshadowed because it’s sandwiched between Halloween, when everyone gets candy, and Christmas, when everyone gets presents. However, it’s worth noting that there...

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