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Breaking News: Irvington Prom 2020 will be Held at Kumon!

Breaking News: Irvington Prom 2020 will be Held at Kumon!

Shivangi Gupta, Staff Writer November 11, 2019

This school year, Irvington High School will be hosting its prom at Kumon Learning Center. Ms. Parriss, Irvington’s secretary, made this announcement over the loudspeakers on Monday night, accidentally...

Why the Pool is Really Being Remodeled: The Truth!

Why the Pool is Really Being Remodeled: The Truth!

Will Peng, Staff Writer November 10, 2019

You may have seen the stream of water being spilled out of the Irvington pool into the parking lot, or some guys standing in the empty pool repaving the walls and the floor. It might seem obvious that...

The turkeys will rise again.

Hidden History: The Turkey Revolution

Felicia Mo, News Editor November 9, 2019

Dear comrade, In 1789, to the horror of many of our feathered allies, President George Washington made Thanksgiving a national holiday. I have read many reliable turkey journals about the tragedy of...

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