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Why Pineapple On Pizza is a Disgrace to Humanity

Why Pineapple On Pizza is a Disgrace to Humanity

Atira Nair, Staff Writer June 4, 2017

Have you ever anticipated opening a box of warm, delicious, cheesy pizza, only to find it polluted with pieces of cold, dead pineapple? If not, then let me tell you how that feels. It is the feeling of...

Poetry

“Poetry”

Caitlin Chen, Editor-in-Chief June 4, 2017

Anything can be a poem If you write it like this You just need Sudden, unnecessary Breaks   If when one reads a poem and only Pauses where there is punctuation, Then why dothn’t...

Beep. Beep. Stop staring at my face (Caitlin Chen).

Bumper Stickers Need to Bump It Out Of Here

Vivian Hoang, Staff writer June 2, 2017

It’s that tacky label affixed to a vehicle’s bumper. The obligatory “my daughter or son went to this prestigious educational establishment” cries for attention. The mini-billboard in support of...

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