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Breaking: Exactly 90 percent of student body faint from viral epidemic

Fiona Zhao, Staff Writer April 26, 2017

Wallowing in the aftermath of stressful, life-destructing finals, Irvington High School spent the first days of second semester unprepared to face its most horrifying challenge yet: the B.S. (basic sanity)...

Teachers are in the process of removing the mold while retaining its chemical integrity for use in alternative medicine

Mold found in Classrooms

Radhika Munshani, News Editor January 9, 2017

When life gives you mold, make penicillin --or alternative medicine. With mold being found in assorted classrooms, Irvington is once again at the forefront of medical advancements, though this is far from...

Dear Nafu

Fiona Zhao, Staff Writer December 6, 2016

Dearest Nafu, People are so confusing these days. They point at each other, calling out to do something called a “dab”. What is a “dab”? And, like, how am I supposed to know what the heck all...

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