Deck Quotes

But you’ve probably never heard of them anyways

  • I liked the Chilean miners back when they were underground.
  • That album you like? It was better on vinyl.
  • I’m not a hipster!
  • Hey guys, let me take a Polaroid of you.
  • I read Hemingway at indie concerts.
  • Everything you like, I liked five years ago.
  • I listened to Justin Bieber when she was still a guy.
  • Hey! It costs a lot of money to look this poor!
  • Oh, it’s 90 degrees outside? Let me get my scarf.
  • Ten is a conformist number.