But you’ve probably never heard of them anyways
I liked the Chilean miners back when they were underground.
That album you like? It was better on vinyl.
I’m not a hipster!
Hey guys, let me take a Polaroid of you.
I read Hemingway at indie concerts.
Everything you like, I liked five years ago.
I listened to Justin Bieber when she was still a guy.
Hey! It costs a lot of money to look this poor!
Oh, it’s 90 degrees outside? Let me get my scarf.
Ten is a conformist number.