The Voice

Rohit Dilip (Humor Apprentice)

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staff41My name’s Rohit, I’m a junior, and I’m semi-crazy. I’m also obsessed with physics, so don’t go near the subject unless you want to hear me talk. Apparently I brood a lot, so if I get an angry look and start pulling out my hair, just look the other way and ignore me. Generally, I’m the kid who never stops eating in class. I’m convinced of three things— that Batman is the world’s greatest detective (followed by Sherlock Holmes), and bananas are the greatest gift to humanity. Oh, and I’m also adamantly, unshakably certain that you should read the Voice.

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Rohit Dilip (Humor Apprentice)