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ASG Creates Second ICC to Handle Club Overload

ASG Creates Second ICC to Handle Club Overload

Will Peng, Sports Editor October 23, 2020

In response to the sudden onslaught of new clubs, the ASG has created a new organization titled “Students Uniting Clubs” (SUC). In what some are calling the “Golden Age of Clubs,” an unprecedented...

When it comes to a zoom call, Aries will probably be the only one talking.

Back to School Horoscopes

Urmi Mandal, Staff Writer September 30, 2020

School's back along with the 12 Zodiac personalities. Aries: You were tempted to zoom bomb a class, weren’t you? Stay calm, your impulsivity will be useful when it comes to taking risks and pursuing...

Trumps hotels now also serve mouth-watering “gourmet human lung bowls” in addition to their usual delicacies like Diet Coke.

I Want To Eat Your Lungs

Prahalad Chari, Broadcast Manager September 27, 2020

Covid-19 has had a devastating impact on the American people. Now more than ever, we need to rally together behind science and find a way to stop the disease. While initial medical trials for a vaccine...

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