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Second Semester Predictions: Horoscope Edition

Vidushee Mishra, Staff Writer March 19, 2019

Aries (March 21-April 19): 58% survival rate. Second semester isn’t easy, and your impulsiveness isn’t going to help with that. Whether it’s your spontaneous decisions to stay home and watch Netflix...

You wont like sand. Its coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere. But according to Disney executives, you WILL love this movie.

Star Wars Episode IX Plot Leaked: So Good You Won’t Be Having a Bad Feeling About This

Andrew Fu, Opinions Editor March 9, 2019

The highly anticipated Star Wars Episode IX movie script was just leaked to the public by Voice journalists. Using the high ground and the Force, a group of Voice rebels carried out a covert operation...

How Counselors Decide a Student’s Schedule

How Counselors Decide a Student’s Schedule

Nikoo Alizadeh, Staff Writer March 6, 2019

Do you ever wonder how our counselors arrange our schedules every year? Registration season seems to be more stressful for students who are trying to find as many AP’s as possible to take, rather than...

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