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Further investigation has shown that the Russians also placed trackers in Irvington IDs to track after school activity, but found that the students primarily 1) end up going home to sleep, 2) drive to boba places in San Jose, 3) the library, or 4) the occasional rave.

The Russian Empire Strikes Back on Irvington Students

Srinidhi Sankar, Opinions Editor February 17, 2019

After discovering that the newly installed clocks have microphones, some shocked Irvington teachers proceeded to disconnect their clocks on Feb. 20. However, the Voice’s recent investigation has revealed...

The Face Behind the Mask(ot)!

The Face Behind the Mask(ot)!

Rachel Kavalakatt, Staff Writer February 17, 2019

Reports, sealed in an official cardstock envelope, have come in from the private investigator’s office and have been placed on Irvington’s front step. Who could it be, behind that ever so stuffy head...

Elementary School Stereotypes

Elementary School Stereotypes

Nancy Zuo, Staff Writer January 31, 2019

While we most of us are proud Vikings who have transformed from Hornets (from Horner), we all still carry a bit of our elementary school experiences with us. Whether we’re still friends with people since...

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