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This pamphlet was found on the floor of the new building, along with many others that had been discarded by disgruntled students.

Local Man Believes Controversial Opinion to be a Good Thing

Shradha Krishnamurthy, Staff Writer November 14, 2017

Every morning, Irvington students receive neon green pamphlets as they enter the campus, passed out by senior X. He shoves them in the faces of students, preaching the values of free thought. So what...

The admissions officers use happy hour to roast their favorite applications of the day while drinking coffee.

As Roasted As Black Coffee

Pia Parekh, Staff Writer November 11, 2017

An undercover Irvington journalist recently received intel that college admission officers secretly mock subpar application essays during happy hour at a local cafe. In a follow-up investigation, the journalist...

Note: The Voice is not responsible for any injuries involved with flying durians.

Black Friday Battle-Plan: Success Guaranteed

Andrew Fu, Staff Writer November 10, 2017

The term “Black Friday Sale” overrides all the activities of Thanksgiving, showing just how much we care about giving thanks and being grateful. Black Friday has sparked riots, fights, and countless...

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