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Wild animal loose in school hallway disrupts several classes

Risheek Priyadarshi, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2017

On Feb. 31 a dangerous koala bear ravaged the school hallways. The monstrous animal, whose name is Pete, escaped from the Elmwood Correctional Facility in Milpitas, California. Officials have been chasing...

Color Spotlight: Orange

Risheek Priyadarshi, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2017

Orange was born in around 1512, which was when it was first recorded as a color. Soon after, orange worked hard to become widely recognized, just like all of its brother and sister colors. Orange amounted...

Why we should exile dumb people

Risheek Priyadarshi, Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2017

Just like there are bad questions, there are bad ideas. I’m in charge of the Features section of the paper, and sometimes, it frustrates me at how absurd the ideas some people come up with during brainstorms,...

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