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Seagull flu strain gives rise to epidemic

Seagull flu strain gives rise to epidemic

Fiona Zhao, Staff Writer April 1, 2017

Recently converted to a quarantine center, the library at Irvington overcrowded from students affected by an alarming bird flu outbreak from seagulls, the first time the epidemic has struck this month. In...

A Sonnet for Justin Trudeau

A Sonnet for Justin Trudeau

Breanna de Vera, Staff Writer April 1, 2017

What doth Canada own we have none of? Better food: poutine, Kinder eggs, bacon Their health care system places them above And their iced tea, my soul, it awakens. There is one man that they have, who...

New Senior Ball Venue

Breanna de Vera, Staff Writer April 1, 2017

On Friday, Apr 14, ASB revealed the previously secret location for Senior Ball: Irvington High School’s cafeteria. Originally, Senior Ball was scheduled to be at the Exploratorium in San Francisco, but...

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