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How to Meet Your Counselor

Quizlet - the ultimate weapon of the counselors.

Kelly Feng, Staff Writer

October 18, 2019

First, to see your counselor, you need to check to see which counselor you should talk to. According to the ratio recommended by the American School Counselor Association, Irvington needs 16 counselors, one for every 250 students. But our measly three counselors are surely powerful enough to handle the 2...

TikTok it’s Time to Stop

Irvington students are becoming obsessed with TikTok, and the school staff thinks it’s time to block this bad influence.

Joy Kuo, Staff Writer

October 13, 2019

On October 1st, Irvington’s school wifi blocked the trendy social media video app TikTok because of the numerous reports on violation of school-appropriate behavior. School administrators have evaluated the situation and have chosen to decrease disturbances by preventing access to the app. Ever sinc...

Where the Horoscopes will be in 20 years:

Akshita Nair, Entertainment Editor

October 13, 2019

Aries (March 21-April 19): With your ambition and perseverance, you have what it takes to be successful in life in a way that everyone saw coming. You will definitely be a spunky business person who lands all the deals, takes but never gives, and always has the stocks in the market up no matter who el...

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