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New Olympic Game: Hipster Hunting

Alexandra Perlegos

February 6, 2011

The more violent the kill, the more points With the increase in the population of hipsters, the government is trying to find new ways to keep the streets safe. One idea that they thought of was making hipster hunting an official Olympic sport. Prestigious and useful. If you want to go for the gold ...

Hipster University of Counter-Culture

Divya Gowthaman

February 2, 2011

If personal statement prompts were Hipsters… 1. Explain the significance that your favorite Arcade Fire album had on your life. 2. If you could play any Michael Cera role what would it be and why? 3. Who has influenced you the most— George, John, Ringo, or Paul? 4. If you could go to any music ...

Top Ten Ways To Cut Education Costs

Sukhbir Kaur

January 5, 2011

Here at The Voice, we are firm believers that in these difficult economic times, everyone should be making an effort to stretch that last penny – and that includes Irvington High School. Too frequently is taxpayer money flaunted about on such trivial things as education. Thus, after much deliberation...

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