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Birls Gadminton Captain Net Deset (12) happily performs a forehand swing with her new Boomwhacker racket.

Boomwhackers Sponsor FUSD, Chaos Ensues

Crystal Chen, Staff Writer April 12, 2022

Last Monday, the FUSD district board made the controversial decision to partner with Boomwhackers, a type of percussion instrument that makes a “boop” sound as you smack it on every possible surface....

The struggle of naming things is real, even in the complicated field of science.

The Struggle of Naming Things is Real!

Ananya Anand, Staff Writer April 4, 2022

It's hard for humans to name things, and even harder for us to remember the names we assign. This holds true for even the smartest of us — scientists and engineers included. The fact that scientists...

Pincher bugs, with their beady eyes and sharp pincers, invaded Mr. Chens room.

Bah Hum-Bug! Who let the Pincher Bugs in?

Ananya Anand, Staff Writer April 4, 2022

You’ve probably seen them. You know, those black bugs with beady eyes and intimidating pincers that scuttle around every time you lift a sandal in the backyard? Recently, these creepy bugs invaded Mr....

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