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The Beijing 2022 Olympics just took place, as did course registration for the next school year.

The AP Olympics!

Emily Shu, Staff Writer March 15, 2022

Everyone at Irvington knows about the terror of course registration that falls upon us every Spring (unless you’re a freshman, but you’ll learn soon enough). If anyone at Irvington dreams of going...

Not another year of this. Ive had enough.

Most Awkward Ice Breakers

Crystal Chen, Staff Writer March 8, 2022

“Hello everyone! My name is Mrs. Winklehopper and I’ll be your AP Macroeconomics teacher for the year. Since it’s the first day of school, get out a piece of binder paper and tell me a little bit...

Artists rendering of the three Catholic Lords Regent being tossed out of the third story window of the Bohemian Chancellery.

Out and Down

Sumukh Murthy, Web Editor February 26, 2022

“Defenestration” is one of the strangest words in the English language. Defined by Oxford as “the action of throwing someone out of a window,” it’s so oddly specific that there has to be a story...

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