The Irvington Voice

Many stormtroopers have taken to unemployment lines under their dire circumstances.

The Stormtroopers’ Plight

Radhika Munshani, News Editor March 26, 2017

Stormtrooper unemployment rates are on the rise following the abrupt and total destruction of the Death Star. Following this loss, half of the Stormtroopers were laid off from their positions, while some...

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