The Irvington Voice

Eternal Blackout: An Alternate Ending to Irvington’s Latest Blackout Debacle

Elaine Chan, Editor-in-Chief October 13, 2018

With a flutter of a lightbulb, the entire Irvington campus was engulfed in utter darkness. September 27, 10:30 AM will forever remain an annual occasion for a moment of silence at Irvington High School;...

Local Man Believes Controversial Opinion to be a Good Thing

This pamphlet was found on the floor of the new building, along with many others that had been discarded by disgruntled students.
Shradha Krishnamurthy, Staff Writer November 14, 2017

Every morning, Irvington students receive neon green pamphlets as they enter the campus, passed out by senior X. He shoves them in the faces of students, preaching the values of free thought. So what...

As Roasted As Black Coffee

The admissions officers use happy hour to roast their favorite applications of the day while drinking coffee.
Pia Parekh, Staff Writer November 11, 2017

An undercover Irvington journalist recently received intel that college admission officers secretly mock subpar application essays during happy hour at a local cafe. In a follow-up investigation, the journalist...

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