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Following a thorough investigation, it has now been revealed that Irvington administration has increased enforcement of the no-phone policy to...


Ima L. Mostdone, Minivan Specialist • March 31, 2025

green eggs and ham, certified big back • March 31, 2025

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blue bullfrog, chronically sleep deprived • March 31, 2025

Poopmaster4000, pooping in backyards • March 31, 2025
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class fish, drowning in articles • March 31, 2025

Melatonin, the only receptor in my brain • March 31, 2025

Mac n Cheese, Violently Lactose Intolerant • March 31, 2025
Love, commitment, and emotional attachment. Why would people ever want to do this to themselves? Relationships should be like that sock that will inevitably get sucked up...

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Ima L. Mostdone, Minivan Specialist • March 31, 2025
After years of Irvington DECA members grinding for ICDC, the 2026 Olympics committee has finally recognized their efforts and invited DECA to compete at the upcoming Winter...

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Sol A Tude, Single • April 1, 2025
Hi. I, unfortunately, am someone you’d call a “serial dater.” Now, when you think of a serial dater, you probably think of a fantastic hedonistic lifestyle, surrounded...

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