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The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

Assistant Principal High-Score Powell previously used school-issued devices to play BlockBlast. That’s
changing — thanks to phone confiscations during advisory.
From Classroom Distraction to Administrative Ob- session: Block Blast
TetrisMaster2000, Esports Analyst • April 1, 2025

Following a thorough investigation, it has now been revealed that Irvington administration has increased enforcement of the no-phone policy to...

One of these lines or bars tracks the current price inflation rate, and one of them tracks the current grade inflation rate. I decided not to take a math class this year, so I have no idea what any of it says.
Rampant Inflation Strikes IHS
Pâro, Pulitzer Wannabe • March 31, 2025
Beginning in May, Prom dates will be sold online and in-person at the Viking Vendor. Limited stock! Buy yours quick before they sell out!
ASG Reveals New Prom Program
blue bullfrog, chronically sleep deprived • March 31, 2025
what even is a nonprofit.
Nonprofits?? What do they even do?
Poopmaster4000, pooping in backyards • March 31, 2025
What do you think Huzz means?
Ishita Kapoor, Student Life Editor • March 31, 2025
Money IS everything
Comfy seats, imported snacks, and Wi-fi that actually works.
Melatonin, the only receptor in my brain • March 31, 2025
60% of all marriages end in divorce, anyways.
Read If You Can’t Get Over Your Ex
Mac n Cheese, Violently Lactose Intolerant • March 31, 2025

Love, commitment, and emotional attachment. Why would people ever want to do this to themselves? Relationships should be like that sock that will inevitably get sucked up...

The state of education, much like an apple, rots from the inside out.
Cartoon
March 31, 2025
The prospective 2026 Olympics DECA Team USA poses for a picture.
DECA To Be Featured in 2026 Winter Olympics
Ima L. Mostdone, Minivan Specialist • March 31, 2025

After years of Irvington DECA members grinding for ICDC, the 2026 Olympics committee has finally recognized their efforts and invited DECA to compete at the upcoming Winter...

Serial Daters of Irvington: Hugh E. Rizzaster
Serial Daters of Irvington: Hugh E. Rizzaster
Sol A Tude, Single • April 1, 2025

Hi. I, unfortunately, am someone you’d call a “serial dater.” Now, when you think of a serial dater, you probably think of a fantastic hedonistic lifestyle, surrounded...