Humor
How Brooms Swept 2020 into the Apocalypse
Mykal Mashack, Staff Writer
September 21, 2020
2020 has been filled to the brim with natural disasters, moon hexes, and just plain old disasters. However, you may not realize that the culprit is just an ordinary household item. So if you’re sitting here wondering what caused the apocalypse 2020, look no further than a broom. You read that right, ...
Spotting Your First Karen in the Wild
Tanmay Lakhotia, Staff Writer
September 17, 2020
In the jungle, there are no rules. Every man is for themselves. The strongest survive while the weakest wither. That’s just how it works. That’s always how it worked. But one creature surpasses all expectations; we all cower in fear when faced with The Karen. It is the one and only rule of the ju...
Top Eight Summer Activities
Serena Yeh, Features Editor
September 11, 2020
With the pandemic going on, it might seem at first that people wouldn’t find enough to do. However, through our survey, we found that Vikings found more than enough to do— here are just eight! Mind Numbing Activities Watched bananas turn brown Corona Vyrus (9), took on a new hobby over the summer- bakin...
