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How Brooms Swept 2020 into the Apocalypse

An evil broom standing up on its own.

Mykal Mashack, Staff Writer

September 21, 2020

2020 has been filled to the brim with natural disasters, moon hexes, and just plain old disasters. However, you may not realize that the culprit is just an ordinary household item. So if you’re sitting here wondering what caused the apocalypse 2020, look no further than a broom. You read that right, ...

Spotting Your First Karen in the Wild

A Karen in its Natural Form pictured.

Tanmay Lakhotia, Staff Writer

September 17, 2020

In the jungle, there are no rules. Every man is for themselves. The strongest survive while the weakest wither. That’s just how it works. That’s always how it worked. But one creature surpasses all expectations; we all cower in fear when faced with The Karen. It is the one and only rule of the ju...

Top Eight Summer Activities

Leonardo Caprisun (10) is president of IHS Tea Club. His club’s logo, a cup of steamy hot tea was the cause of IHS Tea Club getting into hot water with IHS Coffee Club, who has accused IHS Tea Club for copying its logo. “Brooo, it’s just a cup of tea. Calm down and try some chamomile tea,” Caprisun said.

Serena Yeh, Features Editor

September 11, 2020

With the pandemic going on, it might seem at first that people wouldn’t find enough to do. However, through our survey, we found that Vikings found more than enough to do— here are just eight! Mind Numbing Activities Watched bananas turn brown  Corona Vyrus (9), took on a new hobby over the summer- bakin...

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