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The 80s block bathroom: 5/10

A Rating of Girl’s Bathrooms at Irvington Based On Poop-ability

Ashley Wang, Staff Writer April 30, 2024

One day you’re casually sitting in class, and the next you have a weird feeling from your stomach down to your bottom that’s signaling to you that it’s time to go to the bathroom. But it’s not...

The Opposite of a Love Letter to Planes

Suhani Ahuja, Staff Writer March 11, 2024

The sky's the limit, but let’s face it: planes suck. This statement may seem paradoxical, but it perfectly represents everyone’s relationship with air travel. We love to complain about planes, but...

Its too late. You’re probably already a disappointment.

How to Overcome Being a Disappointment

Dipen Prabhu, Staff Writer March 11, 2024

A new study by the Center for Research on Yearning, or C.R.Y., shows that many teens want to avoid becoming a disappointment to their parents. Unfortunately, an overwhelming 105% of teens are too late...

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