Munchie Madness: Irvington’s Vending Machines

Serena Yeh, Staff Writer

December 5, 2019

Half functioning, sketchy, and won’t accept one-dollar bills on a bad day: it’s not the world’s most uptight, tired exotic dancer, it’s Irvington’s vending machines. However, some students rely on them to provide some food in order to harness energy for cellular respiration get a kick from the...

Dear Yolotl

December 5, 2019

Dear Yolotl, All my friends are making totally tubular memes and I feel left out. They keep roasting me about how I am not woke. What do I have to do to attain the woke? Dr. Y. Memes   Dear Dr. Y. Memes   You need to start by making more practice memes. The training is necessary for success. I p...

Why Thanksgiving is everyone’s favorite holiday

Geetika Mahajan, Staff Writer

December 5, 2019

A lot of the times, Thanksgiving is overshadowed because it’s sandwiched between Halloween, when everyone gets candy, and Christmas, when everyone gets presents. However, it’s worth noting that there are some things about Thanksgiving that make it stand out. Sure you get junk food and gifts on othe...