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Irvington Needs a New School Chant

Katelyn Shen, Staff Writer November 3, 2022

Let’s face it. Irvington needs a new school chant. For those unfamiliar with the chant, it starts with one person saying, “Irvington, how do you feel?” and the crowd responds, “We feel good! Oh!...

US Department of Energy image of the 1954 detonation of the Castle Bravo hydrogen bomb.

An Explosive Proposal

Sumukh Murthy and Skand Parvatikar June 2, 2022

Nuclear weapons are among the oldest companions of mankind. Six thousand years ago, when the world was newly made, every man took with him a Little Boy or Fat Man to accompany him on the hunt. It is no...

High School Books Badly Summarized

High School Books Badly Summarized

Sophie Mo, Staff Writer May 30, 2022

Romeo and Juliet “The key is not to make quick decisions but to make timely decisions.” - Colin Powell. This is apparent in Romeo and Juliet when, as we know, Romeo kills himself before actually...

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