Humor
How to Secure your Grade
Serena Yeh, Staff Writer
February 3, 2020
We’ve all been there. You’re at the cusp of the next letter grade, and it seems hopeless- until now. That’s right, I’ve got you a no-fail list of top ways to convince your teachers to round anything from a 58.4 to an 89.9! This is a real application of science, folks- based on the work of Dr...
Tales of Cookie Tasting: Ranking Trader Joe’s Cookies
Alice Shu, Humor Editor
February 3, 2020
The professionals at IHS Voice were very bored and hungry one day. With Mariah Carey playing in the back of their minds they decided to eat some gimmicky cookies and turn it into an even more gimmicky article. Without sounding too Buzzfeed-y, here is the definitive ranking of the best holiday cookies ...
WWIII SURVIVAL GUIDE!1!1!!
Isabella Lam, Staff Writer
February 2, 2020
With talks of World War 3 being evermore prevalent and Pulitzer winning news sites like Tik Tok and Twitter reporting even more hostility between the Cheeto Man and Iran, it becomes clear that Gen Z must fend for itself to survive. Therefore, writers at the Voice have created a survival guide in ord...
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