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Pill Weng, Staff Writer
April 1, 2020
In last week’s press conference on March 13, the Irvington school administration announced that they would be installing microphones into bathroom stalls for security purposes. The...
Momo, Lemur Bat from Avatar
April 1, 2020
On Mar. 16, following Alameda County’s notice of the shelter-in-place order, the Mission Valley Athletic League (MVAL) announced an ultimate game of Hungry Hippo to be...
Recent Sports Stories
Vikings Win First Annual Vaping Championship
April 1, 2020
FUSD Athletics Implements Virtual Reality Sports
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Parking Lot Becomes Olympics: Students Racing to Tpumps
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Andrew Fu, Editor-In-Chief
April 1, 2020
It is unavoidable that sooner or later, the world will run out of toilet paper, and eventually, tissue paper, cardboard, sandpaper, and whatever else you wipe your bottom...
Squidrick Johnson Has a Tentacle Up in this Presidential Campaign
April 1, 2020
April 1, 2020
Stop washing your hands. Like, right now.
April 1, 2020
Annoying Narcissist, Staff Writer
April 1, 2020
What are you obsessed with and why? Uglyiana James (9): "I’m soo obsessed with this really cute senior on the football team." Matteww Lain (10): “ I am really...
Recent No Stoodent Lyfe Stories
- Synapsis Dissects Human Brain April 1, 2020
- A Distant Graduation Brings Students Even Closer April 1, 2020
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Joffre Zaha, Culture Editor
April 1, 2020
Cats was a massive failure when it was initially released, and my previous review of the original version of the movie still stands. But in the months that have passed since...
- One Direction (- Zayn Malik) Gets Back Together April 1, 2020
- Emerging Boyband Covid-19 Set on Taking Over the World April 1, 2020
