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Vikings Win First Annual Vaping Championship

Vikings Win First Annual Vaping Championship

April 1, 2020

FUSD Athletics Implements Virtual Reality Sports

FUSD Athletics Implements Virtual Reality Sports

April 1, 2020

Parking Lot Becomes Olympics: Students Racing to Tpumps

Parking Lot Becomes Olympics: Students Racing to Tpumps

April 1, 2020

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Attention! We have a solution to the toilet paper epidemic!
Squidrick Johnson Has a Tentacle Up in this Presidential Campaign

Squidrick Johnson Has a Tentacle Up in this Presidential Campaign

April 1, 2020

Education is CANCELLED

Education is CANCELLED

April 1, 2020

Stop washing your hands. Like, right now.

Stop washing your hands. Like, right now.

April 1, 2020

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Seagull

Xayla Ku, knows how to speak seagull

"I came to Irvington High School mainly because I heard about the food students like to drop all around the courtyard and by the cafeteria. However, it turns out I wasn’t the only one who decided to come here, which sucks. I don’t care what she says. I saw the pizza first. It was mine. So I swooped down and tried to snatch it up, but nooo, Karen just had to try and steal it away from me. Doesn’t...

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Rat

Ratchet Ratatouille

“I have lots of friends, because there are so many rats at Irvington! It’s so nice to have such a well connected and large extended family in such close proximity.  And new rats join us all the time, every day you can meet a new rat starting to explore the maze of Irvington High. A lot of rats also come over from Horner Junior High, it’s another campus pretty close by to Irvington. The...

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Mr. Pearce’s Snake

Antony Fowche, Snake Charmer

“I am an immigrant teenage python in the United States. I was born in Wuhan, China, a tiny city home to just a few thousand snakes. And I’ve always felt different. My parents always said I was a special snake, for always having so much energy and a special glow to my scales. It was just a few months ago when I was transported from one side of the world to another, being captured in the forest...

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Happy April Fools!