The 10 Most Embarrassing Things to do on a Bus

Bored on Your Way Home from School? Try Something New!

Have you ever asked yourself what the most embarrassing thing you have seen a person do on a bus? Or do you just want to shake things around and do crazy stuff instead of getting bored on your way home from school? Here’s a very handy list of the 10 most embarrassing things you could ever do on a public mean of transport!

  1. Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into a song. When you arrive at the next stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.
  2. If you are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, stretch, and put your arms around them.
  3. When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap him/her.
  4. Sit in alone in two seats. If someone asks to seat next to you, insist that your invisible friend, Jake, is sitting there.
  5. If there are no empty seats left, say to a complete stranger “That’s ok, I’ll sit on your lap”, and do so.
  6. Wear your socks on your ears. Ask everyone if they’ve seen them. If someone tries to tell you where they are, accuse him/her of stealing them.
  7. Pretend to read a book upside down. Comment often on how good it is.
  8. Every time you see a Volkswagen bug, yell “Punch buggy” and hit the person next to you.
  9. Pick up your nose and then brag about your bugar’s size, shape and/or color.

10.  Claim you have a cell phone in your hand and have an important conversation.

Not embarrassing enough? Do you want to do something louder and more noticeable? Start a cheer for the bus driver! At least you will make him/her happy!