The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

Lockdowns that… just shouldn’t be lockdowns.

If you’ve come as far as high school, you had to have experienced a lockdown for some reason. Perhaps there was an unfortunate stabbing or a shooting. Usually lockdowns occur because of some danger to the students at school. However, here are some random and comical reasons why authorities forced a lockdown on schools.
•    When people mistake a man with a fishing pole as a man with a rifle, authorities feel the urge to call a lockdown.
•    A lockdown in the case of deadly fire really undermines the protocol of getting out of a burning building.
•    “Deadly” chemicals oozing out of a vial in the AP Chemistry room pose a serious risk.
•    “Tsunami” in the Bathroom!!!
•    Mistaking a student on a trip to the bathroom as an unidentifiable perpetrator.
•    A tree crashing down in the parking lot requires a lockdown.

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