My obsession with Kim Kardashian

By Nathan Fu| Arts and Entertainment Apprentice

Question: When did you start fangirling about Kim Kardashian?
It started back in early 2008 when Keeping Up With the Kardashians was relatively new. I saw a chubby girl, a short girl, then I saw the most beautiful I ever saw in my life.

Question: What is her best physical quality?
This is a hard question. There are so many things to choose from, but in my opinion, it’s her teeth. It’s just so shiny and mesmerizing. It’s so shiny that when I look at it, all I see is my reflection. Her teeth are like flashlights. Just the thought of her teeth makes my heart melt.

Question: What makes her stand out from other beautiful women?
Personally, I believe that all women are beautiful in this world, but there are a few that stand out from others. Kim Kardashian is an example. She has what I call the whole package; she has physical beauty and inner beauty. She has reputation for breaking up with her boyfriends really quickly. Many blame her for the divorces, but no one ever points the finger at the guy. If she was my girl, I would treat her how a queen is supposed to be treated.

Question: Describe her personality to me.
Her personality is complicated like a one million piece puzzle. It is impossible to read it; looking at her personality is like reading another language. But I have managed to accumulate some information over my years of stalking her. I’ve learned that she doesn’t like to eat, she likes sleeping with lots of stuff animals, and she likes guys that could make her laugh.