Reports, sealed in an official cardstock envelope, have come in from the private investigator’s office and have been placed on Irvington’s front step. Who could it be, behind that ever so stuffy head of the mascot? 

A Middle Schooler: 

Have you ever noticed that the mascot is really short? So short even, that you might say that it’s really a middle schooler behind the mask! I know it may sound quite absurd, but really, consider it for just a second that it could actually be a middle schooler, secretly spying on Irvington to take notes on the gossip and talk around Irvington to spread around Horner. After all, with those pesky middle schoolers, you never really know what’s up with them!

Mr. Willer is behind the mask:

Jolly Mr. Willer is undoubtedly, the most spirited person on our campus. Its realistic to consider that he is behind the mascot head, constantly supporting school spirit and boosting morale at sports games. Don’t miss him at the next rally, busting hot moves and firing up the crowds!

A actual Viking is behind the mask:

Ever noticed that the mascot sometimes looks unnervingly lifelike? It’s quite plausible to suspect that the mascot is a real Viking from the middle ages, who withstood the testament of time. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to get a glimpse from the past? 

You are behind the mask!

Shh, don’t tell anyone that it’s actually you behind the mask! You creep, going unnoticed in the crowd, but although no one knows it, you lurk behind the head of the mascot. You keep watch, and although no one knows it’s you, they do know that the mascot is the coolest student around!

There is no one behind the mask:

Gasp! All were astounded as it was revealed that there was no one behind the mask! It wasn’t a middle schooler, it wasn’t Ms. Barius, Mr. Willer, or even you! It was absolutely no one at all, probably the most chilling revelation of 2019 so far.