Question Man: What conspiracy theories do you have about Santa Claus?
“He’s lowkey dead. There’s no way he could be that old and still go down chimneys, so it’s definitely his ghost.” – Devam Parekh (9)
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“All his elves are actually little children he kidnaps while dropping off presents.” – Lorelei Xia (10)
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“My neighbor is a mall Santa, and I think he’s actually the real Santa.” – Jomar Meneses (11)
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“Santa’s sleigh obeys the laws similar to electron behavior in quantum mechanics; the sleigh can simultaneously be in two places at once due to wave particle duality.” -Kyle Ng (12) and Jonathan Cheng (12)
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