Question Man: What conspiracy theories do you have about Santa Claus?

“He’s lowkey dead. There’s no way he could be that old and still go down chimneys, so it’s definitely his ghost.” – Devam Parekh (9)

“All his elves are actually little children he kidnaps while dropping off presents.” – Lorelei Xia (10)

“My neighbor is a mall Santa, and I think he’s actually the real Santa.” – Jomar Meneses (11)

“Santa’s sleigh obeys the laws similar to electron behavior in quantum mechanics; the sleigh can simultaneously be in two places at once due to wave particle duality.” -Kyle Ng (12) and Jonathan Cheng (12)