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comicsanslover799

Reviews suck.

Rating: 5/5 stars


Irvington Horseshoe 

Spaghettijoe

it’s called the horseshoe but there are like no horses????? where are the horses 

also is it just me or is the horseshoe one way thats. So stupid. What about the other way

Rating: 4.5/5 stars

Spaghetti_Os

It’s not even a Horseshoe? More like macaroni pasta

Rating: 3/5 stars

Taylorswiftie131313

hate the hoseshoe sm ??? tried to prompose here but my date slapped me in the face with a cake ???because I pretended to stab myself with a knife and then made her drink a bottle of poisoned water ???????????? (its a roomeo and juliette reference btw because we really love each other like how julitte loved romeeo so much she died for him and didnt evenw ant to go to paris because she preferdd rome because ROME eo ??) ” because iw ant to be with her forever ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️ (till death do us part) but she rejected me and then rode away on her boyfriend’s care to the ER it’s NOT a lovestory ZERO OUT OF TEN !!!

Rating: 2/5 stars


Comic Sans

comicsanslover798

bring back comicsans!!! hate how google docs disabled comics ans >:(((( like what am i supposed to use for my apeng essays, wingdings???????

Rating: 4.5/5 stars

Comicsanslover797

Microsoft Word took out comic sands from its list of default fonts ,so disappointed. Bring it back1 !

Rating: 4.5/5 stars

Comicsanslover545

uhhhh idk what all the other reviewers is talking about? comic sans is still available on word, google docs, and like every other platform oh god what an eyesore

Rating: 1/5 stars

karen

Definitely DON’T trust the negative reviews on here! Comics ans is easily the most readable font I’ve ever used. My daughter has a reading problem (she says it’s because of something called “senior-itis”) and she said that comic sans is the only font that she’ll study with. It’s really been a lifechanger:)!

Rating: 3/5 stars

comicsanslover796

Wingdings. Arial. The dreaded Times New Roman. Everyone has their own font preferences, shaped by their upbringing, life experiences, and word processors. A 2069 Pew Research study demonstrated that the most influential factor on font preference is peer beliefs. Some prefer clean, modernized fonts like Droid Sans, Oxygen, or Nurito. Others enjoy fonts in the serif family such as Georgia, Playfair Display, or Trebuchet. Yet for whatever reason, everyone is united by their hatred of a single font: Comic Sans MS. It may seem ironic that hatred can bring about harmony, but Comic Sans’s potential for increased bonding and new opportunities, as well as its strong impression on one’s memory. For example, everything changed when[word count limit]

Rating: 4/5 stars

comicsanslover796

[continued]everything changed when I began my Comic Sans crusade. With one flick of my mouse, a highlight spread, infusing the page with a sickly blue glow. Words morphed before my very eyes, transforming from boring Times New Roman to exciting Comic Sans. It was an utter metamorphosis, both figuratively and literally. Before my eyes, I became an individual that other individuals approached to question my sanity. I engaged in real, genuine interactions with befuddled peers. Comic Sans made me realize I didn’t have to let my dreams be dreams. They could be reality. The world was my oyster, and I was the pearl. With the emphatic use of Comic Sans, the sky is no longer the limit[word count limit] 

Rating: 4.5/5 stars

comicsanslover796

[continued]the sky is no longer the limit but a mere threshold to a galaxy of opportunities.

Rating: 5/5 stars


Irvington Bathrooms

bathroom-user

Everyone’s a Bathroom addict. Think about it. You use the Bathroom EVERY DAY. Therefore We’re all Bathroom users. 

Rating: 2/5 stars

used_to_be_a_port_a_potty

you know that one youtube comment thing where it’s like “i used to be a fan but now i’m a whole air condition?” i used to be a port-a-potty but after i came to irvington i’m a whole toilet.

Rating: 2.5/5 stars

averagetraderjoe

Guys is it just me or like is the bathroom always out of something? Like there’s either no soap, no water, no seat cover, no mirror, no working flush, no toilet, no bathroom stall door, no trash can, no paper towel dispenser, no open stalls, no stalls, no sink, no floor, no ceiling, or no bathroom ? (ok to be fair for the last two i was in the bushes next to the blacktop but we don’t talk about that.(

Rating: 1/5 stars


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