One day you’re casually sitting in class, and the next you have a weird feeling from your stomach down to your bottom that’s signaling to you that it’s time to go to the bathroom. But it’s not just any bathroom trip, it’s a number two bathroom trip. For this trip, not just any bathroom will do. The bathroom you choose for the trip will heavily determine your experience and satisfaction both during and after your visit.
To help, the Irvington Voice has toured and rated 6 of the girl’s bathrooms on campus so that YOU can have the number two experience you deserve.
In no particular order, the ratings are as follows:
- History Wing Bathroom: 6.5/10
The one bathroom in the history wing could be really good or really bad depending on the time of day and your stall selection. While the big stall is spacious and clean, the small stalls are extremely tiny, the door almost hitting the toilet when fully opened, leaving there no room for you or your backpack. Additionally, since it is the only bathroom in the history wing, it tends to get occupied quickly especially during passing periods and right when lunch starts. However, the facilities are nicely stocked, and the bathroom even has a nice big clean mirror to go along with it.
- 80’s Block Bathroom: 5/10
The 80’s block girl’s bathroom is most known for its big mirror. Located near the library and the 80’s and 90’s block, this bathroom is in a very favorable location on campus. Surrounded by murals and drawings both inside and out of the bathroom, you will never not be entertained during your stay. But despite these upsides, the towel dispensers are not the most consistent of the bunch, and the second small stall unfortunately does not have a lock, but that should not stop you from using this stall as a simple hand on the door during your experience will solve all your problems.
- 30’s Block Bathroom: 7/10
While both clean and well stocked, the girl’s bathroom in the 30’s block boasts no other particular benefits other than being in a decent location on campus. In the middle of the senior hallway, this bathroom has no mirrors and is kept clean and tidy. There isn’t much to be said about this bathroom except that it is a pleasant but not the most exhilarating place to relieve yourself.
- Upstairs New Building Bathroom: 6.8/10
The upstairs new building bathroom is a difficult one to rate. The bathroom is kept clean and neat, and is also always well stocked with toilet seat covers and paper towels. Along with a mirror, this bathroom is typically a good place to number one. However, the doors to this certain bathroom, along with the others in the new building, are typically left closed. Odors from feces will unfortunately stay within the bathroom and may impact other’s experiences in the same facilities.
- Freshmen Hallway Bathroom: 7.3/10
The girl’s bathroom in the freshman hallway can be described as “cute” and “quaint.” In the narrow freshmen hall, the bathroom is well decorated with brightly colored tiles, providing an ambience of sorts to your number two experience. Although the mirror in the bathroom is distorted, it provides a cute photo op moment and the three sinks instead of the usual two make this bathroom a lot more appealing.
- Pavilion Bathroom: 5.9/10
The bathroom located just outside the cafeteria and at the pavilion is a mixed bag. While it is decently clean and kept, the location is an extremely vulnerable one. With the doors constantly being open and the outside area being a hotspot of students during lunch, if you happen to let it rip, students not just in the stalls near you but students walking or eating near may happen to hear your business. If this is not a concern for you, this is the perfect bathroom in terms of ventilation.
Hopefully this guide has helped you curate your next perfect number two. Until the next poop!
