The age-old question: how can I look nonchalant? In this article, The Irvington Voice Vogue will cover a step-by-step guide on how you (yes, even you!) can be nonchalant.

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Let’s start with a commonly overlooked portion of any fit: pants. More important than the pants themselves is how you wear it— never forget to sag them. Don’t worry, you’ll also be wearing a loose belt so long as it is studded with fake diamonds.

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A nonchalant fit would be incomplete without a classic Stussy hoodie. If your parents don’t love you that much, an Essentials Fear of God sweatshirt will also suffice. For the winter times, the North Face Puffer is an ideal pick. Just as long as more than 200 dollars were spent and the logo is showing big and bold, on display for everyone to see that money was spent. So much for the old-money aesthetic, right?

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As they say, hair is makeup for men. Curly hair is one thing. Anyone can have curly hair (if you don’t, get a perm ASAP). Paired with, of course, no other than the infamous low taper fade. Make sure that your curly hair droops up to the top of your eyes and your eyebrows are fully covered.

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Without accessories, there is no being nonchalant. If Chrome Hearts is out of your budget, remember there are several dupes available on Temu. Depop, if that’s better. Layering your silver necklaces and rings is a must. Doesn’t matter if it’s 23 karat gold— if it isn’t silver, throw it away. Even more important than having studs is having one airpod in at all times, no more no less.

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Last but not least, shoe games is very important. Air Forces, Jordans, multi-colored Crocs with more jibbitz that you can count are all good options. If you’re under 5’9, you’ll need height-raising insoles for the extra boost.

Paired with your used 2014 BMW 330i base model, you’re all set!