Have you ever wanted an unusually large cheese wheel for Christmas? Probably not. With Christmas coming up, many young ones are scrambling to make their wishlists. Whether handwritten or typed up, wishlists are extremely important in determining your happiness on Christmas day. Forget about your stereotypical Christmas wishlist. You’ve got to be more creative than that.
Starting off strong, a $1000 cruise trip ticket to Las Vegas would be a very budget-friendly option. (Never mind that it’s in the middle of a desert.) At the low price of $500, you can rent your very own bedroom for a good 4 days, all fees including how much you eat for breakfast or what blanket you use, are all covered in the package, and last but not least, the tax accumulates at a whopping low price of $150, what a steal! You’ll get to see famous tourist attractions from all parts of the world — all in one place! If you just love feeling the warmth and familiarness of Venice, just book this trip and you can get just that (no copyright)! And what you have been waiting for the most — be prepared to have the time of your life in Vegas’ very own casinos and clubs! Only 1 in a million actually win but you might just be the one in a million!
Ever feel like you want to leave and never return? This exotic yet comfortable will fix all your problems! Owning your own private yacht sounds like a dream to me. You can now officially travel the world freely! You’ll be in crippling debt after not paying your monthly fees, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy surfing the waves to care.
Want to learn to love your grandparents? Have you considered wishing for your very own Spongebob onesie? Immerse yourself in the world of Spongebob Squarepants and paint yourself yellow. Imagine how overjoyed your grandparents would be handing you your carefully crafted gift at 8 am on Christmas day. You couldn’t be happier. They’re best known for gifting the most unnecessarily useful pieces of clothing anyway.
Now, here’s a Christmas present that will make your entire year: a classic cheese wheel, specifically Parmesan. If you ever happen to be in a constant shortage of cheese, this present is the one for you! Not only is it affordable, but it is also travel-sized, making it a perfect snack to go to. You could try fitting it in your pocket–if it’s big enough. Wherever and whenever you are, this gift will always somewhat come in handy. You don’t even have to have an unhealthy obsession with cheese, put this item on your 2024 Christmas wishlist and see for yourself!
It’s okay to wish for a giant plushie. But have you ever considered living in one? Now with modern-day technology and your trustworthy friend, Artificial Intelligence, anything is possible! Put a giant panda plushie which also acts as a convertible room on your 2025 wishlist, and your happiness will be unlimited! With a built-in heater, self-heating blankets, a flat-screen TV, and lastly, two adorable black eyes that will make sure you sleep soundlessly, this gift is almost too good to be true. Don’t worry about embracing your inner kid and experiencing your childhood all over again.
Last but not least, wishing for just candy is boring. Anyone can take care of that. But what about a Costco family-sized variety pack of classic candies? You’re getting there, but not quite. Instead, just wish for a chocolate fountain!
To transition into the upcoming winter season, go and make your 2025 Christmas wishlist! Now, you just might have the best final moments of the year…
And don’t forget to leave a glass of milk and cookies for Santa!
