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The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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Spotify CEO decides it’s time to ban accounts for creating an absurd amount of absurdity.

Congratulations, Your Playlist is a Masterpiece of Awful Decisions

Getsum Bassichelp, The Guy Crying in Your Closet March 31, 2025

People frequently ask me, “What do you think of my playlist, Spotify?” Well, I am here to (respectfully) inform you all that your tastes are absolute dog [poop]. Here’s what I have to say to you...

SNL actors in the AP Biology classroom of Irvington High School.

Viking Advisory – SNL

PollenBee, Professional Nap Analyst March 31, 2025

SNL recently aired “Viking Advisory” to take a spin at representing high schoolers, so what better way to do it than by shining a magnifying glass on Irvington High School? Irvington High School, sheltered...

You can run, James. But you can't hide.

JAMES IS AWFUL

#1 James Tait Fan, Hi James, I’m your worst enemy March 31, 2025

James Tait is a senior at Irvington High School. He’s taking five AP classes because all his friends are doing the same, but none of his friends know he’s failing all of them. He has a test in his...

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