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The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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A leaked picture of me from the recent 4Chan hacks.

A Day in the Life as Glorious 4-Chinned NEET

Your Friendly Neighborhood Imageboard Mod, Staff Writer May 26, 2025

NEET /nēt/ An acronym for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training," a person who is unemployed and not receiving an education or vocational training.   People like to throw around...

The Intellectual/Exciting Process of Trading Pokemon Cards!

The Craze of Pokémon Taking Over

Nidhi Bhogi, Staff Writer May 26, 2025

What’s the latest obsession for the feral children of the United States? Pokémon, of course! The Pokémon franchise has long had a chokehold on the youth. From its compact, collectible cards to vivid...

Darwinian Traffic: The Origin of Speedcies

Darwinian Traffic: The Origin of Speedcies

Melatonin, the only receptor in my brain April 26, 2025

In AP Biology, we learn that only the strongest survive the wild. The greatest and fastest way to evolve is to eliminate those who can not. In all honesty, why do I have to wait an extra minute at a red...

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