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The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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Sophomore students face pandemonium in the Irvington library for a last-minute printing of their GIP essays.

WIPped to Death: A How-To Guide on Surviving WIP

Ava Pedersen, Staff Writer September 20, 2024

To the graduating class of 2027: are you feeling hopeful for sophomore year after surviving the CHANGE project? Well, too bad! Because Irvington loves to be “not like other schools”, you’ll begin...

Trump leans in for a kiss while Marjorie Taylor Green stares into the distance, contemplating the political implications of Rothschild space lasers.

The Denture-Dropping Divas of DC

Grant Yuan, Staff Writer September 20, 2024

They say DC is Hollywood for ugly people, but even in the dirtiest of dumpsters, there are a few gems here and there. Sure, maybe a few politicians look like they peaked during the Washington administration,...

How to Dress Non-Chalant?

Arnav Dua, News Editor September 20, 2024

The age-old question: how can I look nonchalant? In this article, The Irvington Voice Vogue will cover a step-by-step guide on how you (yes, even you!) can be nonchalant. (Ebay) Let’s start...

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