In a shocking series of events, as of midnight on December 1st, millions of people from more than 200 different countries have gone missing. According to the FBI and local police forces, in all the cases,...
If there exists one movie that is powerful enough to bring about world peace, it is none other than the live-action Cat in the Hat. Single-handedly being the best film mankind has produced, the Cat in...
Breaking News: The Irvington Perm Clone Factory, exposed in issue 31.2 of The Voice, has expanded their reach to a newly discovered part of the haircut community. You can now get a fresh middle part at...
