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The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

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60% of all marriages end in divorce, anyways.

Read If You Can’t Get Over Your Ex

Mac n Cheese, Violently Lactose Intolerant March 31, 2025

Love, commitment, and emotional attachment. Why would people ever want to do this to themselves? Relationships should be like that sock that will inevitably get sucked up and swallowed by your washer....

The state of education, much like an apple, rots from the inside out.

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WormsandApples, Staff Writer March 31, 2025

Where else can you find a strawberry so beautiful as this one?

The Erewhon Strawberry is Our Future

green eggs and ham, certified big back March 31, 2025

Cash or card? Spending $19 dollars on a single strawberry may seem like a lot, but trust me, the second your mouth hits that strawberry, you will fall in love. Erewhon’s $19 dollar strawberry has been...

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