The Irvington Voice

The admissions officers use happy hour to roast their favorite applications of the day while drinking coffee.

As Roasted As Black Coffee

Pia Parekh, Staff Writer November 11, 2017

An undercover Irvington journalist recently received intel that college admission officers secretly mock subpar application essays during happy hour at a local cafe. In a follow-up investigation, the journalist...

Dhinesh Nanjiani is the picture of health.

Student stays up until 4 a.m. to secure bragging rights

Sabrina Sun, Entertainment Editor June 4, 2017

On Thursday, May 11, local Irvington student Dinesh Nanjiani stayed awake for a record-breaking 69 hours and thus ensuring his ability to brag with a clear conscious about “studying super hard” for...

Link discovered increase between tragic occurrences and becoming a second-semester senior

Link discovered increase between tragic occurrences and becoming a second-semester senior

Caitlin Chen, Editor-in-Chief June 4, 2017

A new study released by researchers at the University of South Carolina’s Arnold School of Public Health found that the lives of seniors become dramatically worse the second that first semester finals...

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