‘Tis the season! Many of us have heard the carolers roaming around the streets, but we typically find them only searching for cans. If you find carolers asking for any of these things, understand; you must give it to them. It’s only part of the giving season

Caroling for Cannibals

Caroling for Cancer

Caroling for Cavities

Caroling for Constipation

Caroling for Condoms

Caroling for Carpools

Caroling for Crap

Caroling for Chinese

Caroling for Captivity

Caroling for Cnicole and Canooj (the C is silent)