Question Man: What creative response would you give if a kid asks you whether Santa is real?


“Well, it just so happens that I’m the helper who enables the magic of Santa for children. However, the only way that I can enable yours for you is if you get me ice cream from Baskin Robbins in the next five minutes. Hurry, you’re running out of time!”-Michelle Nguyen (9)

“Santa is fake, there’s no need to leave cookies on the table overnight! It would only get stale so why not eat them first?” – Tina Gu (10)

“It is all a figment of your imagination, and he is as real as you believe him to be.” –Kailen Chao (11)

“Santa is real, but since he screwed up his schedule, he’s not coming this year. Also, the Santa at the mall is an impostor – don’t be fooled.” – Orion Fang (12)