Dating in high school is already a chaotic mess, but some relationships take “why am I here” to the next level. From video game obsessions to suspicious smiles, Reddit provides us with two completely real (and ridiculous) relationship dilemmas.
My BF Says He’s Too Busy to Hang Out but Is Ranked #1 in Brawl Stars. Should I Stage an Intervention?
No, I get it. People have hobbies. Some guys play basketball, some work on cars, but mine spends 12 hours a day playing Brawl Stars like it’s a full-time job.
For the past few weeks, every time I’ve asked him to hang out, I’ve gotten the same response: “Sorry I’m super busy.” Busy with what?? I wouldn’t know — except I do. He just ranked #1 on this stupid mobile game.
I don’t even know how to feel. On one hand, I guess I’m dating an elite gamer (every girl’s dream, right?). On the other hand, I can’t even get a text back.
At this point, should I stage an intervention? Should I reset his account? Should I message his teammates and ask if they’ve seen my man because I sure haven’t? All I know is that if I hear one more excuse about how he “can’t take a break” because it will ruin his rank, I might just start a new hobby myself — being single.
My GF Thinks I Cheated Because I Smiled at the Drive-Thru Worker. Do I File an Appeal or Accept My Fate?
I never thought my relationship would end because of a Chicken McNuggets order, but here we are.
Last night, my girl and I went through the McDonald’s drive-thru. It was completely normal — I ordered food, said thank you, smiled at the worker like a decent human being, and drove off. And that’s when I got hit with:
“Why did you smile at her like that? You hate me, don’t you? Do you want to break up with me?”
Like what?? Was there a secret meaning behind my polite expression of gratitude that I wasn’t aware of? Did my slight nod of appreciation translate to “please be my wife” in some unknown language?
I tried to explain to her it wasn’t flirting — I was being normal. But now I’m stuck in this weird relationship trial where my options are:
- Apologize for existing
- Accept my fate as an unintentional drive-thru heartthrob.
Honestly, at this point, I might just plead guilty and move on. If smiling is a crime, then I guess I’m the most wanted man at McDonald’s.