The sun rises above Crypto Arena, its golden rays shining at my glorious king, Lebron Raymone James. The air around him feels heavy, as if time has slowed or gravity increased — I can feel his presence. As the sun continues to rise, its golden glow encompasses Lebron – no, the light is coming from him. Are his feet rising? So, this is what it felt like to stand in the presence of the Chosen One himself.
Many are his enemies, but none are his equal. Even Father Time himself has been unable to defeat LeBron, as he continues to defy logic, gravity, and the laws of physics day after day. Critics have all claimed that his age would slow him down. Instead LeFlash runs the fast break better than players like Nikola Fraudic. 30-10-10 stat lines are average for my king, small miracles for his fans. His basketball LeIQ has passed all measurable limits, approaching near omniscience. He has the ability to turn every team he is on into a machine, one powered by the very greatness he exudes. Every shot, every pass, every play rewires the ways of gravity — all of it happens only according to his LeWill. Load management does not apply to those born to carry the weight of the entire league on their back.
As if LeBron had not given us enough, he blessed the world with his greatest gift: Bronny James, the heir to the kingdom Lebron has built. With LeFather watching over him, Bronny will become unstoppable and continue the dominance of the golden bloodline. It is prophesied that he will succeed the Chosen One, and become the new face of the new LeNBA. Those that argue he is not ready forget that there is no greater preparation than being born to the King.
People will still try to deny Lebron’s greatness. They bring up other names: Jordan, Kareem, Kobe, but these comparisons are all futile. Lebron is in his own category. The GOAT debate? Quashed. The Finals record? LeIrrelevant. What are rings when compared to Lebron’s impact? Lebron is not just a basketball player, but a force, an idea, a movement. A being originating beyond our reality, blessing us with his greatness. For as long as LeBron graces us with his presence, we are merely living in LeEternity.
