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The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

The Newspaper of Irvington High School

The Irvington Voice

Humor

Not another year of this. I've had enough.

Most Awkward Ice Breakers

Crystal Chen, Staff Writer March 8, 2022

“Hello everyone! My name is Mrs. Winklehopper and I’ll be your AP Macroeconomics teacher for the year. Since it’s the first day of school, get out a piece of binder paper and tell me a little bit...

Artist's rendering of the three Catholic Lords Regent being tossed out of the third story window of the Bohemian Chancellery.

Out and Down

Sumukh Murthy, Web Editor February 26, 2022

“Defenestration” is one of the strangest words in the English language. Defined by Oxford as “the action of throwing someone out of a window,” it’s so oddly specific that there has to be a story...

ScarJo is excited for her upcoming movie! If you do not express the same level of enthusiasm, she will blind you with her teeth

Scarlett Johansson to Play Literally Every Single Person and Object in Upcoming Film

Geetika Mahajan, Editor-In-Chief February 23, 2022

Scarlett Johansson has been receiving a lot of attention for, like, most of her life. Most recently, she received a double Oscar nomination for her roles in Jojo Rabbit and Marriage Story, movies that...

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