Aries (March 21-April 19): You love—and I mean love—to be the center of attention. And that’s precisely why you would be a perfect fit to play the guy who walks away from an explosion in the background....

There have been theories going around in the Marvel community that Ant-Man would be the one to defeat Thanos, shrinking and entering through his rectum only to grow again and explode him. As a Marvel fan,...

Dear Applicant, Thank you for applying to the Whaling and Fishing Industrial University of Utah. Our committee has met and decided that we, unfortunately, are not able to offer you admission into the...