New Year’s resolutions are notoriously infamous for being as pathetic and ineffective as Geico’s commercials, but this year,  Stew Pidity has finally broken this trend and fulfilled his goal. After...

You ever wake up on morning feeling refreshed and relaxed because there’s no school and no responsibilities for anything other than your free 30 day Netflix trial? And then you’re startled out of your...

Disgruntled representatives of all the unappreciated holidays of the year called a meeting to compete for the title of “Superior Holiday.” The attending holiday representatives were ecstatic to be...