If there exists one movie that is powerful enough to bring about world peace, it is none other than the live-action Cat in the Hat. Single-handedly being the best film mankind has produced, the Cat in...

Breaking News: The Irvington Perm Clone Factory, exposed in issue 31.2 of The Voice, has expanded their reach to a newly discovered part of the haircut community. You can now get a fresh middle part at...

It was a normal Wednesday at Irvington High School. It was time for lunch, and the Irvington population was ready to eat and study for their upcoming tests. Little did they know, for the first time in...