1. Go wabbit hunting. Then again, it didn’t work very well for Elmer Fudd. Nevermind.
2. Use Trix. Rabbits always be chasing that stuff. Silly rabbit, we told you Trix were for kids.
3. Get a big black hat. Stick your hand it and pull. Repeat until rabbit comes out.
4. Set up an IHOP. Wait until he hops in… ATTACK!
5. When all else fails, use the classic box-and-a-stick trap. If that fails too, well then, maybe you should do something you’re actually good at.