Satan’s Marquee

IHS marquee malfunctions

By Michelle Lang

Ah, the marquee. It has long been a source of welcome and information, standing loyally in front of the school day after day. It is a familiar and comforting sight to all. Sometimes it shows birthdays, and sometimes it announces school events. It is a trusty machine that all students can look to for information.

This year, however, the marquee decided to put a little spin on things. It has gotten weary of displaying the same things over and over again…

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And it became positively demonic.

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Playtime is over. The reign of the demon marquee has begun.