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The Irvington Voice

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The Irvington Voice

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What Your Relatives are Like During Christmas

What Your Relatives are Like During Christmas

Suyash Lakhmani, Staff Writer January 8, 2021

Alright, it's December, and whenever someone says December, you automatically think of Christmas and the two week “break”, in which you’ll probably get up even earlier and grind to get into Stanford,...

An incriminating photo of Santa Claus spreading the coronavirus.

Christmas Reportedly Cancelled as Santa Claus Contracts the Coronavirus

Mykal Mashack, Staff Writer January 6, 2021

On December 24, the world received the shocking news that our beloved St. Nicholas had contracted the deadly Covid-19 virus.  “‘Twas the night before Christmas,” said Santa Bartholomew Claus...

Dear Yolotl - Outdated Trends

Dear Yolotl – Outdated Trends

Joy Kuo, Student Life Editor December 11, 2020

Dear Yolotl, I need a change in life. I think I’ve reached that point where I want to just chop my hair or go bald. When I have mental breakdowns, I scroll through Pinterest and look at hair trends....

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